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PLAYER INFORMATION

✘ Name: AgentKaz
✘ Age: 31
✘ Contact: pm, agentkaz
✘ Character(s) currently in game: Dr. Robotnik
✘ Favorite horror tropes/events: body horror (duh), psychological horror, comedy horror, zombies, parasites, scary biomechanical stuff (if these count...)
✘ Limits/Triggers: none
✘ Invited by: MYSELF HAHAHA

CHARACTER INFORMATION

✘ Name: Reginald "Wrench" Blechman
✘ Canon: WATCH_DOGS
✘ Canon Point: Post-Legion

✘ Age: 41
✘ History: here
✘ Personality:

You're assigned a group project. What role do you end up taking?

I'm usually either building shit, or destroying shit. Or maybe both at the same time. I'm pretty versatile. Like, if you ask me what I want to do when a project comes around, it's gonna be either smash something, or blow something up. If I get to do both then you know it's gonna be a really good day. Buuuut, you need a virus or something? Need things a little more hush-hush? I can do that too. So ultimately it all depends.

You have the chance to anonymously send a letter to someone who's wronged you in the past. What does it say?

What do I look like, some kinda Luddite? A caveman? Somebody's grandma? Although you could really get some good street art mileage out of a giant FUCK YOU to my ex.

[He rubs his chin thoughtfully (and carefully) as a pair of question marks flash on his mask.]

I might just have a new project.

Someone you admire very much has just done something you find reprehensible. How do you deal with the situation?

Is it Jimmy Siska? It better not be Jimmy Siska. What did Jimmy Siska do??? [Exclamation points flash on his mask, and then he pauses.] Oh. This is a hypothetical situation. Phew. I was worried about Jimmy Siska.

Well, anyway, many who have wronged me have ended up at the business end of my sledgehammer in one way or another, and who can deny Lady Smash's bloodlust, huh? Orrr maybe I'll just hack all their shit and send it out to everyone. Admiration or no, don't piss me off.

If you could achieve all your goals right now, what would your life look like?

Weeellll we might get world peace or we might get massive destruction. It's kind of a coin flip. Robots everywhere! The fall of capitalism! The guarantee that Magic Goat Battle Princess won't ever be canceled!

But the whole Butterfly Effect thing miiiight make things even worse. Especially everything happening all at the same time. I dunno if the universe could take it. I have a lot of goals.

Someone tells you all your flaws. What did they tell you, and are they right or wrong?

What you happen to be describing there is society, my mysterious friend. Society is always telling people their flaws, me included. Are they right? Are they wrong? Does it matter?

Yeah, that's right, I'm asking the questions now. If you check under your seats, you'll find that I have in fact hacked the questions, and am now in charge. Enjoy!

✘ Type: Mechanical
✘ Powers:

Power 1: The ability to summon a sledgehammer via nanites.
Power 2: Remote detonation of any explosives with electronic components (or electronics with explosive components). Doesn't work without the electronic part.
Power 3: Mental wifi connection.

✘ Inventory: Clothes, mask, phone, Optik implant device (won't work with network), a Magic Goat Battle Princess keychain
✘ Sample: https://canyon-memes.dreamwidth.org/2902.html?thread=402006#cmt402006
https://bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8430395.html?thread=3631744059#cmt3631744059