Way, way, waaaaayyy too many steps! Blow it up, steal the cameras, make the Audreys! Easy as one-two-th— oi, we ought'a grab money while we're in there, yeah? Be a shame to let it go to waste.
Not like it's gonna be worth a whole lot once I get to bein' mayor and the whole town switches ova' to BoomCoin, but 'til then. We could buy enough bombs to blow up the capital!
Dude! If you just go in tossing bombs everywhere, they're gonna find out, and they're gonna get you for it. If you turn off the cameras first, then they'll have less of a chance of finding you, and then you can set off the boom without them knowing, leaving you safe to boom again and again and again. C'mon man, I've been doing this shit for years. I know what I'm doing! I understand the temptation, booooy do I, but you gotta do it smart.
[He makes his hand into a fist and hits it on his other hand a few times.]
We get the cameras turned off, set up some kinda distraction so the security that's there focuses on that, and then we strike.
( junkrat makes a long, hard, strained 'hmmmmm' sound, like he's really, really stumped by this one. on one hand, there's explosions now. on the other, there's explosions later. and MORE explosions at that! this is the kid with the marshmallow test all over again. )
Alright, alright, alright! As my campaign managa', I'm lettin' you take the lead on this one. ( skeptically. hesitantly. it's not that junkrat feels like this bloke will walk him into the cops or something, but slow and steady just isn't the junker way.
as the overview of the plan, he gets to hopping around and raising one hand in the air as he's seen other kids do in those programmes about school. )
Me! ME! ME!! I'll be the distraction! Lemme do it! I get distracted all the time!!! I'm perfect for it!!
[If he already had a spiderbot, or even any kind of drone with good range and a decent battery life, he'd be able to cut out a lot of this extra stuff, but for now, they'll just have to do it this way.
Who knew all his work with DedSec would translate so well into the campaign manager position???]
I hack the shit, they try to investigate it, you make a bunch of noise, they try to investigate that, and then I just kinda swooce on in there and clean up. I'll bring a sledgehammer.
[Oh well, it's still a fun job he just kind of landed with, and if this dude can actually get elected, it'll make this place all the better until he can get himself back to his correct position in spacetime.]
So what's the bank? I'll look into it, see if I can dig up any floorplans. Once I hack the cameras I can probably get a good idea of it, but the more intel we have beforehand the faster it'll go.
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Way, way, waaaaayyy too many steps! Blow it up, steal the cameras, make the Audreys! Easy as one-two-th— oi, we ought'a grab money while we're in there, yeah? Be a shame to let it go to waste.
Not like it's gonna be worth a whole lot once I get to bein' mayor and the whole town switches ova' to BoomCoin, but 'til then. We could buy enough bombs to blow up the capital!
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[He makes his hand into a fist and hits it on his other hand a few times.]
We get the cameras turned off, set up some kinda distraction so the security that's there focuses on that, and then we strike.
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Alright, alright, alright! As my campaign managa', I'm lettin' you take the lead on this one. ( skeptically. hesitantly. it's not that junkrat feels like this bloke will walk him into the cops or something, but slow and steady just isn't the junker way.
as the overview of the plan, he gets to hopping around and raising one hand in the air as he's seen other kids do in those programmes about school. )
Me! ME! ME!! I'll be the distraction! Lemme do it! I get distracted all the time!!! I'm perfect for it!!
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[If he already had a spiderbot, or even any kind of drone with good range and a decent battery life, he'd be able to cut out a lot of this extra stuff, but for now, they'll just have to do it this way.
Who knew all his work with DedSec would translate so well into the campaign manager position???]
I hack the shit, they try to investigate it, you make a bunch of noise, they try to investigate that, and then I just kinda swooce on in there and clean up. I'll bring a sledgehammer.
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( now he's good and excited! )
ONWARD, MINION! TO GLORY, FREEDOM, AN' ANARCHY!
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[Oh well, it's still a fun job he just kind of landed with, and if this dude can actually get elected, it'll make this place all the better until he can get himself back to his correct position in spacetime.]
So what's the bank? I'll look into it, see if I can dig up any floorplans. Once I hack the cameras I can probably get a good idea of it, but the more intel we have beforehand the faster it'll go.